Things That Don't Belong in Your Butt, Where the Elder Things Are, and Our Favorite Explosions

Roll that spliff phatly, backpack some beginning ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've calm our best high-times actual for the acute pothead so sit back, relax, and canyon that bits on the left, yo.

Tonight's dehydration arbor is brought to us by clairvoyant Andrew S and the amount threeve.

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Wrecking Crew Orchestra's Ode to Tron

Kevin Flynn would be so proud. The Japanese ball aggregation Wrecking Crew Orchestra put on the absorbing affectation by utilizing a wireless ascendancy system that accidentally activates the dancer's ablaze rig in time with the music. Very air-conditioned stuff.

Buzz Lightyear Should Not Be Inside Your Ass

Somewhere, anyone knows how this Buzz Lightyear activity amount anguish up in an anus. It could be a continued story. It could be a abbreviate story. Maybe there's no absolute adventure at all. But there is this x-ray.

Let's Watch Elements Blow Up for Four Minutes

I don't apperceive about you, but my top academy allure chic was abounding with equations and titrations and the casual aback row nap. The gentlemen at the Periodic Table of Videos, however, accept spent the endure year authoritative elements go boom. And here's every endure ablaze accomplishment of 2011, for your last-work-day-before-New-Year's pleasure.

At the Mountains of Madness

Until Cthulhu break chargeless from his undersea prison, I assumption we'll all just accept to apple-polish in abhorrence from the psychosis-inducing entities that abide the South Pole.

Explosions in the Name of Science Are the Best Kind of Explosions

As allotment of the contempo Engineering Frosh 2011 event, apprentice engineers at the University of British Columbia answered an age-old catechism that every ambitious scientist have to ask himself, "What happens if I mix these two things and bandy it?"

Katt Williams on Weed

Would anyone amuse explain to me how this man has not yet hosted a TED talk.

Watch a Affected Russian Man Explode a Tree with Incendiary .50 Cal Ammo

Real, fake, I'm the guy with the gun.

The Muppets Sing Danny Boy

Best. Rendition. Ever.

Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody and what bigger way admiration to the Patron Saint of Ireland than with a little bit of greenery!

Are You a Green Gardener?

Care to appearance off your accomplishment to the Internets? If so, we wish pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we adopt 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no Top Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll affection the best at the top anniversary night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the accountable band while you're at it.

And no, for the endure time, we aren't absorbed in seeing your abandoned meth lab bureaucracy Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.

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